Because they stink?
I’ve never been good at math. Yet somehow I always found myself in advanced-math classes. If you want to be perfect you have to be the best of everything and that means being in the hardest classes … duh.
I don’t think you could pay me to get on a scale. Not even for a million dollars. Okay, maybe for a million dollars because that’s a lot of new pairs of Lululemon pants, but please don’t offer me a million dollars. I’d really rather not weigh myself.